Unless it was necessary

Yes, if people want to live in the past, let them sail a fucking boat across the ocean.

Dear men of the world,

Nephew was not charged with anything. +1 for the police this time around.

Eh, I am pretty confident that I could remove and reapply the stickers much quicker than that.

She eats peanut butter the way those two virgins kissed for the first time at their wedding.
Also, her peanut butter dealer is supercute.

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

My dog sends you virtual love (he's smiling for you, really smiling, he really does do that)

I suffer from chronic depression (which is sucky beyond the telling of it, but also doesn't hold a candle to CANCER), and my animals (two bouncy young dogs, one very grumpy old man kitty) are my lifeline—they're quite literally the only thing that gets me out of bed some days. It makes me ill to think about losing one…

I don't know what these women are paid to play with a baby rhino, but I WOULD DO IT FOR FREE.

That's only because, to you, the perspective of someone of faith must be unequivocally singing the praises of that faith's secular power structure.

Or you could have actually read the article and the mentioning of many religions and their belief in the virgin birth. But I suppose reading is really hard. Especially when you have some fake War on Christmas nonsense to go on about listening to Fox News.

So you're mad that Jezebel doesn't buy the whole "virgin birth" thing and instead releases interesting, informative, and well researched pieces about how the myth of the virgin birth is related to how we think of women, is part of a long tradition, has to do with how we repress women in general, and how it effects…

here's a rarer tiger-dog hybrid.

A feel-good anecdote, with regards to getting married because you're knocked up:

my grandparents have been married for 50 years but my memaw almost left my papaw in the late 60s because she found out he was gambling all of his money away. she got a job and started saving up to leave; he realized what she was doing and begged her to stay and quit her job, and said that he would quit gambling. she…

So many men don't want women earning real money because all these guys have to offer is earning power. If women as a whole could close the wage gap, these clowns would have to come to the table with good personalities, good looks, a certain weight/ height, etc. You know, all the shit that women are required to have in…

this homemade one dances better