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Maybe not the proper solution, but I hope those guys got some steaks that night.

I left my wallet on a Southwest flight with $300 in it. I was delighted to get it back with all my ID and credit cards and no money. I don't really begrudge whoever took it after hearing the shitty conditions they work under, and anyway, I was stupid to drop it.

Guaranteed income. We have the resources for everyone to have money without working, but we would rather let a handful become even more meaninglessly rich than provide a chance for all to live a decent life.

An alarm clock is not a good gift for anyone! I'll wake up when I'm goddamn good and ready!

That funding campaign is finished.

Coke AND sushi.

It should be noted that this made a lot more visual sense on broadcast:

I surely know who to thank for the bounty I eat. Sad how appropriate this is.

It's more of a dominance thing. The golden is afraid the Shepard will eat it's food if he doesn't gobble it up quickly. Notice how he went for the Shepard's plate but ultimately backed down. It's cause the Shep rules the roost.

Ohmygaaaaaaaaawd, LET ME LOVE HER!!@!$!!

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

Reaching for the positive in this story: ROCK ON, OKLAHOMA KNITTING FEMINISTS.

Is it weird that I thought his expression was pretty much identical to the one my dog makes when I hold a tennis ball up like I'm going to throw it?

Justin Long is having a baby?

All I got from that video is that he really, really likes the color orange and that he might not know what a platypus is.

look at these baby plattys instead

That's why I went with an evening gown from Neiman Marcus. Seriously guys, consider going to an upscale department store where they also have fitting attendants but actually let you take pictures! Plus, they're significantly cheaper. I got my dress for $500 and it only needed to be hemmed.