I saw Insane Masturbatory Rampage open for Slayer in '92.

This kind of moral excellence and purity is rare today, but our sons and daughters are priceless.

Is there a group that protests outside CPCs with signs saying what they do and don't provide and pointing women to the nearest actual medical center? I'd really love to turn the tables on these jackasses and undermine their ability to deceive women, but I haven't found a group that does this and I wouldn't know how to…

i WaNt tO fINd tHe PoOr PeRSoN wHo hAd tO wrITe dELiA's cOpY.

You heard him, everybody. It's not funny or scary. Close up shop. Delete the article. Everyone go home.

wanna try that again in english?

Yeah, because I'm sure the neighbor boy reads Jezebel.

Sometimes I wonder how some have tons of people just waiting to get with them while I never have anyone. Now I see it's because I refuse to date sex offenders.

If you don't want to be racist about it, consider it a class difference in how harassment is perpetrated. Most of the harassment I get comes from construction workers, garbage truck operators, etc, and sometimes they're white but most often the people in these kinds of jobs are men of color. White men are more more…

When they are eye-fucking you or licking their lips while giving said friendly greeting... yeah, it's harassment.

I was seriously going to give the guy at 50 seconds a pass because the street was relatively empty and he sounded genuinely surprised/polite about greeting her, then it was like he realized she wasn't into…

Here's the thing. In my experience, I NEVER, literally NEVER see men casually greet each other on the street unless they know each other. These men are throwing out seemingly harmless greetings in hopes you will turn and want to talk. Or they may just want a smile. Sorr,y but I only smile when I feel smiley, not…

Trying too hard. 2/10

Sounds about right. Volvos, Acuras, beat up 3-Series or C-Classes with the smallest engines available at the time, Priuses, aging Land Cruisers, increasingly more old Pilots, Highlanders and RXs... these are now the chariots for the children of the rich who aren't spoiled. It's the cars that rich people who don't…

I used to work for the son of the guy who built steam catapult launchers for aircraft carriers. To say he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth was an understatement. Inherited around $80M.

I see London, I see France, I see mislaid travel plans.

Totally beside the point, but her colorist must be H.H. Holmes the way he/she is killing it. It always just looks like it's growing out of her head mermaid-colored, and the icy blue she had on The Tonight Show a couple months ago is my absolute dream color.

A dog will make me pause and consider 90% of the time

I believe her. Every word.

Apparently, microwaving an egg will not result in a 'hard-boiled' egg. Instead, you'll get shrapnel, soiled pants and a mild case of PTSD.