Well, when you’re right you’re right.

I’d love to know what they ended up doing with those photos. Like hang it on their wall so when friends come over they can show them that one time they saw a white lady? I don’t get it.

This is why celebs love New Orleans, we have a code for that shit. I once spent an entire Saints pre-season game in the same bar as Russell Crowe and not one person bothered him. After getting in a long conversation with him (about other things) we asked if he’d mind taking a photo with us and he declined. We took…

Went to public school up until college and can confirm that the girl fights were ALWAYS the worst. I’ve seen a girl beat another with a sock full of pennies, girls go at it butt naked after gym and rip each others hair/weaves out (we called the refuse tumbleweave), and girls basically trying to claw the others eyes…

I was wondering how Prince Albert ended up so butt ugly when the Queen and Prince Phillip were both pretty good looking in their younger years. Then I read that they were third cousins. It’s a good thing they’re allowing the marriage of commoners into the royal family. They needed some fresh blood up in there.

Wow. I’ve never watched something so amazingly perfect before in my life. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.

Seriously. My last job was like this but I was unemployed and an optimist so I tried to ignore the red flags. In the interview I was told that some people at the company can be hard to work with, that the last two people who had held my position had quit or been fired, and that bonuses were given rarely.

Can I ask how someone gets into the industry? Or how you did? I feel like all the available information revolves around pimps or shady backpage type deals, but I’m curious to know how someone with an otherwise “normal” (for lack of a better word) life gets into escorting.

That’s a great deal! What neighborhood? I’m paying $900 for a one bedroom in Central City and thought I did pretty well. It even has a saltwater pool :)

Fresh out the box (my mother’s box) with a full head o’ hair. I think you also had me beat though.

My mom kept her last name and my dad kept his. I was given both, but before starting school they asked me if I wanted to pick one to go by for sake of ease. I chose my mothers last name, and thus socially am known primarily by her name. It caused some mild confusion with cousins on my dad’s side of the family as well…

This happened at my friend’s job. She was planning a corporate retreat and a bunch of the men she worked with came up with the genius idea to have scantily clad roller girls at the party. She managed to veto it later, but was like seriously wtf?

This Louisiana-living Yankee would love to help.

His eyes are far too open to just be on weed.

Living in New Orleans I got to be treated to a lot of hot takes that included not only the weak Beyonce is a racist (lol okay) and the Beyonce is anti-police tropes, but also Beyonce is trying to make a statement about a city she knows nothing about. Setting the video in New Orleans and having it be somewhat Katrina…

I feel bad for the poor CVS worker who had to develop that nastiness.

I was just informed that they went to August and Jay asked to smoke. They said yes, of course.

Stop it. Really??

Amazing