Thinking is for the gays, and therefor peverted.

The same thing happened to me when I was hosting, all the servers told me I was the best hostess they’d ever had. I was flabbergasted that people either wouldn’t or couldn’t handle a simple rotational seating chart.

Dang, no. But let’s pretend anyway!

Even Rubio!

Doris, the sweetest old lady who came in at the same time every day, always had something nice to say to whoever was working, and who always asked so sweetly for help putting condiments in her iced coffee because she was too short to reach the stand herself. We adored her.

This is a great story. I would also watch this movie.

What do you recommend for someone using a super old mac? I’d been using a work computer for the last couple of years but recently switched jobs and so have resurrected my clunky old 2006 MacBook (NOT pro) to surf the web and stream video (netflix, comcast xfinity, hbogo, etc.) I also primarily use chrome.

The stuff I didn't fall in love with worked sufficiently for a work day, or when I just wanted to throw something on to buy groceries, etc. That's how I was able to make the samples last so long. I ended up using all of the Amazonian Tarte bb Cream within the first weekend, which is how I knew it was the one. Plus it…

"Some (wo)men just want to watch the world burn.."

NO RAGRETS :D

Last time I went to Sephora I explained to the lady how I wanted to buy a new concealer and bb cream but had a list of products I wanted to try first. She gave me enough samples that I was able to put off buying that new makeup for almost two months. And the best part was that when I did go to buy, I knew exactly what…

I would never - NEVERRRRR - walk out of the house without at least concealer for my dark dark circles, BB cream, and mascara. That is a makeup free face for me.

Do you have a link?

My doctor was actually super impressed with my WebMD self-diagnosis. He looked bemused when I told him I Googled my symptoms and then asked what I thought it was, I think because he was expecting me to be like OMG I HAVE CANCER. Instead I calmly told him that, "according to my research it could be one of these two…

Seeing as I love anything by Burts Bees, Smith's Rosebud Salve (also comes in a handy tube if you like to keep your fingers clean!), and those adorable EOS spheres I'm going to have to pick up some of that Sugar and try it out.

Seeing as I love anything by Burts Bees, Smith's Rosebud Salve (also comes in a handy tube if you like to keep your…

I belonged to a traditional sorority but there were just as many AA frats and sororities on my campus. As far as I know they have a similar rush, bid and pledge system. I also believe there are membership fees, although I can't say if they are "arduous" or not. Some belong to the NPHC and some do not, just like some…

Real question: how do you feel about the NPHC and other historically African-American fraternities and sororities? Should they also be banned?

I love the name Lolita and would probably name one of my future children that if it wasn't for that damn book.

I love true crime shows and I'm a lady. All hope is not lost.

On the weekends I'll eat breakfast while watching the Hoarders marathon, which will inevitably lead to me over cleaning the house and throwing away a lot of stuff I don't use.