Avoid drinks that you did not open or prepare yourself.

I have neighbors who have a young, highly energetic dog that they have hired a dog walker to take out at lunch (presumably so it doesn't go apeshit.) They both are runners. I've NEVER seen them run with their dog. I suggested it once and they had some excuse about it being too difficult to train him to run with them.

If they shot the show in realistically sized apartments, they wouldn't be able to fit the camera crew.

CC's (that's Community Coffee) is the BEST CHAIN EVER. Second is PJ's. Both are only (I think?) available in New Orleans.

Oh man I got Bless Your Heart-ed for the first time this Mardi Gras. I was standing next to an older woman on the route and she randomly turned to me and asked where I was from. I've lived here for 10 years, so for the sake of ease I just smiled and said "from here!" She gave me this look and then told me "bless your…

What the hell is a flexural?

I mean, rule number one with dogs is that if you do not know that dog, do not run up and pet it. My dog is a little jumpy, and while she generally likes people and will allow them to pet her sometime she gets scared. When she's scared she's snappy. Thus I try to keep a pretty heavy "no kids" rule with her, just…

But I loooooove the cocoa!

You betcha!

My dog LOVES nutria. Loves it. She also likes things that smell like feet.

If my manager was a jerk I likely would have been reprimanded or fired. It was a corporate chain-type place so I was VERY lucky my manager was a nice and also noticed my good service.

Some people are just terrible.

One of the first responses I ever had on Tinder was from someone who used female. I had a lovely time ripping him apart.

If you're a feminist then I'm Abraham Fucking Lincoln.

This is so true and disgusting. This is why when everyone was congratulating Stanford for properly handling that rape case, I was quick to point out that's ONLY because it was an open and shut case. They didn't have to take the victims word on it; there were witnesses. Remove the witnesses? He'd still be at Stanford…

Ugh fuck that guy.

I'm so sorry that you had to go through that. I was lucky that he wasn't really in my circle of friends and I never saw him again after that weekend.

why are so many men so skeezy to women, and why are women so apathetic about expecting any sort of reaction from their society?

It happened at a party when I was a naive 16-year-old virgin. It started consensually but he didn't stop when I said I didn't want to go beyond 2nd base. He randomly came to my best friends house for a party the next weekend. Nobody asked him to leave because they didn't want to hurt his feelings or make things weird.…

I hated having my hair brushed at that age, and one time my dad told me my hair looked like a rats nest. It made me really sad and I cried to my mom about it, who then yelled at my dad for saying such a thing (he's a great father, he was just fed up with my bratty antics.)