I mean, rule number one with dogs is that if you do not know that dog, do not run up and pet it. My dog is a little jumpy, and while she generally likes people and will allow them to pet her sometime she gets scared. When she's scared she's snappy. Thus I try to keep a pretty heavy "no kids" rule with her, just…

But I loooooove the cocoa!

You betcha!

My dog LOVES nutria. Loves it. She also likes things that smell like feet.

If my manager was a jerk I likely would have been reprimanded or fired. It was a corporate chain-type place so I was VERY lucky my manager was a nice and also noticed my good service.

Some people are just terrible.

One of the first responses I ever had on Tinder was from someone who used female. I had a lovely time ripping him apart.

If you're a feminist then I'm Abraham Fucking Lincoln.

This is so true and disgusting. This is why when everyone was congratulating Stanford for properly handling that rape case, I was quick to point out that's ONLY because it was an open and shut case. They didn't have to take the victims word on it; there were witnesses. Remove the witnesses? He'd still be at Stanford…

Ugh fuck that guy.

I'm so sorry that you had to go through that. I was lucky that he wasn't really in my circle of friends and I never saw him again after that weekend.

why are so many men so skeezy to women, and why are women so apathetic about expecting any sort of reaction from their society?

It happened at a party when I was a naive 16-year-old virgin. It started consensually but he didn't stop when I said I didn't want to go beyond 2nd base. He randomly came to my best friends house for a party the next weekend. Nobody asked him to leave because they didn't want to hurt his feelings or make things weird.…

I hated having my hair brushed at that age, and one time my dad told me my hair looked like a rats nest. It made me really sad and I cried to my mom about it, who then yelled at my dad for saying such a thing (he's a great father, he was just fed up with my bratty antics.)

Also, dating is a lot of goddamn work, and I'd almost always rather get stoned, cuddle with my pups, and binge-watch TV.

Absolutely. I dated a guy who was an absolute gem. Really sweet, treated me like a princess, hard-worker, etc etc just a great guy. However after a while I wanted NOTHING to do with him sexually. He even started to smell bad to me... like onions and mushrooms. I think I really broke his heart when I broke up with him,…

I'm about to turn 28 and my last relationship (of almost three years) ended just over two years ago. Since then I've been on a handful of dates and have had exactly zero relationships. I'm starting to think I'm either undateable or there's just nobody out there for me. It's even harder since literally all of my…

As a fellow New Orleanian, I am so so sorry. Bourbon St tourists are the worst.

Insults are more insulting when you capitalize them, duh.

I always tip, but it infuriates me when there's a delivery charge. WTF is that going to exactly? The restaurant is most likely not covering anything for the actual delivery of the food (gas, car maintenance, etc) other than paying the driver himself. But you don't see a "service charge" for paying the servers.