I guess you shouldn't have worn that super slutty tight t-shirt that showed off your ripping muscles, and been unconscious (because I drugged you.) How am I supposed to know you weren't asking for it???
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Ahh my favorite method of parking when I lived in Upstate NY. Worked wonders except for that one time I parked in a pile of snow during a blizzard, got stuck, and my trunk was frozen shut so I couldn't access the shovel that was in there.
To this man, his father, and all men like him I say:
I was reading the guidelines for Quantas employees when flying to or through Saudi Arabia. They actually state that if a male passenger has an issue it's better to have a male employee deal with him, regardless of if they are in a lower position than the female employee. Basically, if you want to work on a flight…
Roux says keep your head up and have a cookie!
That cannot possibly be what God wants.
My seatmate on my last flight was a grown man who looked like he wouldn't be scared of anything. He spent the entire flight shaking in fear at every tiny jostle, while I - a girl - spent it reading. And trying to reassure him that yes, the plane will stay in the air and we're not going to die today.
*white men
Maybe he's okay with retroactive abortions. So the kid is like, idk 2 or whatever by the time you're done dealing with all the court proceedings. THEN you can have an abortion.
If you jump up on a chair and deliver this message as a sermon I want to see the video.
The angel Gabriel appeared to you in your sleep and told you to get your tubes tied.
The angel Gabriel appeared to you in your sleep and told you to get your tubes tied.
Louisiana is the best because you can buy beer, wine, and liquor at any time of day or night at the gas station. GENIUS.
Yup. My friend and I were driving through TN on our way south from NY. As we were entering Nashville city limits the speed limit suddenly changed from 75 to 60, but we didn't see the sign. We were in a decent amount of traffic with most people going at or above our speed yet we were the ones pulled over. Undoubtably…
What if Taylor Swift never shows her BB because she has a super weird outie?
Maybe it's because I'm wicked high, but I could watch this all day.
But these are way too small for me... wait....