• Hey. Sell me your car.

“Persistent fatigue”

Unfortunately true. They’re not beholden to the people they represent, they’re beholden to the PACs and corporations that funnel money into their campaigns (read: slush funds).

One of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen: a house near me has a huge sign saying “Veterans for Tr*mp.” Whaaat? He wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. You just can’t fix stupid.

And yet, despite all this, an overwhelming majority of veterans will again vote for these same Senators and blame Democrats for delaying this health coverage. Reality means nothing anymore; “the truth” is whatever they need it to be.

I know it isn’t traditionally how we do things in Pennsylvania but I would like to see incoming senator John Fetterman (D giant) kill and possibly eat outgoing senator Pat Toomey (R shitclown) in ritual combat.

I know, you’d think a store where all the employees wear red would favor the Bloods.

The absolute fucking worst is when you and your partner are struggling with infertility, and you end up on some fucking pregnancy listserv.

“a mailed Target coupon for crips”

Yeah, thankfully there are now other mAb options that still have some activity.

We haven’t used Regeneron in months, but there have been several newer monoclonal antibodies that we’ve used since. The current one does seem to still have some activity against omicron variants. 

That’s the doctor known for passing around drugs as party favors isn’t it?  Good ol’ Party Time Ronnie Jackson.

Trump had to get carted to Walter Reed and given the adrenochrome cocktail and RNA therapy and nearly ate shit despite the best health care in America. Biden was a little sniffly. If we’re really keeping score, probably wanna factor that in there Sean.

Biden, who contracted the BA.5 subvariant of omicron, is vaccinated and double boosted

“What Joe failed to mention is the current variant, which is BA.5, the dominant variant of the omicron is much, much weaker than the original strain that infected then-President Trump,” Hannity said on his show Wednesday night.

Trump is too heavy to be blown over by the wind.

I’ve also heard nothing about any fear of rain on Biden’s part.

I don’t think “stair climbing ability” is something Trump handily wins on over Biden. He’s frequently had difficulty descending ramps.

With today’s GOP, do we even need The Onion anymore?

Remember though, Trump’s day-drinkin’ WH doctor deemed him virtually immortal and Donnie aced the “Person, woman, man, camera, TV” test that virtually no one ever actually even gets close to even passing.