I love how Talos, who is basically this alien dorky dad, has become one of Nick Fury’s top agents. All Talos wanted was to be with his family, and somehow that ended up being “impersonating one of the scariest people” as a day job.

Skrulls shapeshift into Regé-Jean Page when they’re striking out at the bar.

What is going on in that scene though - point blank shots and neither one is shot, are they to be deflecting the bullets with their swords?  No matter, cool af

Donnie Yen!?! And you thought these couldn’t get any better.

The fact that it also wasn’t IN ALL CAPS AND WITH MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! is a dead giveaway as well.

As well as actually knowing the names of actors who played Hercules in crappy direct-to-video movies or old TV series...and wishing Biden a speedy recovery.

The fact that it was almost coherently written and distinctly short on spurious capitalization and misspellings was a dead giveaway as well.

Somebody has to be the smartest idiot. 

Isn’t that some sort of oxymoron?

That so terrible an evil can have so banal a genesis actually seems kind of appropriate actually.

Yeah. I mean, that doesn't sound like a lot of fun, but Dinklage is usually at least a little fun, so... sure.

This movie is starting to sound like we’re going to get two hours of watching sociopaths saying and doing horrific shit and when the people around them laugh it off they’re giving them an unnervingly deadpan stare.

More accurately, they never expected it to reach a temperature that has never occured before in the history of the British Isles. (England’s climate is not normally even remotely similar to that of California or Arizona.)

Tell us again how you deal with snow and rain, will you?

That’s sort of the point, isn’t it? England is at roughly the same latitude as Winnipeg, CA. It’s not supposed to be one of the places in the world that gets this hot.  The fact that it is shows the increasing effects of climate change.

“Hey, maybe these unprecedented and severe global heat events will force politicians to start dealing with the growing climate emergency now that there are massive and immediate financial and logistical consequences?”

Trump is dressed less like a patriot on that cover and more like Benedict Arnold...

They’d totally do that if they could, but the only one who knows how is Steve, and he’s out this week.

So, Chinese word processing software can detect and lock your doc if it detects “bad words or ideas” but Twitter and Facebook can’t figure out how to get their software to flag when someone posts about wanting to go shoot some place up?

They setup the cancer before she even got Mjolnir. It wasn’t exactly out of nowhere, and certainly not a last second twist like you’re implying here.