I actually really like the settlement rebuilding thing. It’s as mechanical and Skinner box-y as everything else in that game, but getting a little video showing off the kids’ play area I scavenged up for them got a rare “Aw!” from me.

Love the visual above the article, William. It worked on me, drawing my eye from left to right.

This is the ending of John Wick 3, hopefully. 

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

I used to live a few blocks north of Keanu’s Manhattan apartment and hence, weirdly, would bump into him... a lot. To the point at some point we knew each other visually enough to sort of nod, acknowledging the other person on 8th Ave or when he’d be just sitting, by himself, semi-low key as to not be recognized in…

Keanu just trudging off by his lonesome towards Carl’s Jr. is a magnificent image.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Reeves has outright stated he never really needs to work again, so you can be pretty sure that anything he’s doing, he’s doing because he enjoys it.

Facts which seem to be mysteriously missing from this article.

Important facts:

Smollett agreed to do community service and forfeit his $100,000 bond.

Don’t worry, the Root is preparing an article right this instant.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO TO BE ANGRY AT

I think I speak for all of us when I say

You mom, but I pay her to do that. I’m into some kinky shit and she is always game.  Tell Mistress Nutcracker that I’ll see her Thursday 

Who hurt you?

Maybe his weight loss is because Thanis did take half a person out of him. 

I like to think that not only did Smith not survive the Snap, but that Thanos bent his “random 50%” rule a little to personally ensure that he got dusted.

Zack Snyder on people “whining” about how Batman/Superman shouldn’t murder people:

Is that clear though? How do you tease out the terrible decisions made by studio suits from the terrible decisions made by Snyder?

Plug this right into my neck. I’m ready.