For me as a kid, I loved Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Their love of jawbreakers got to me too. Seeing them go to the candy store and getting jaw breakers and putting the whole damn thing in their mouth and slobbering on them looked too damn enticing.

Chimichangas.

Are you stuck at a 5th grade reading level or what?

So was your grandfather a Nazi?

That dish is amazing. So surprised something so simple tasted that good. And I don’t really like mushrooms!

I somehow missed the news! So sad to see you leave The Takeout. I loved reading your articles, and I really appreciated what you did with the site and the community you foster!

I really want to make one too. Looks awesome. 

The point is nothing had to die for you to eat your meal. 

You should’ve posted the rant then brought it up to your mom. 

Where do you go to eat your gays?

Yes! They use jasmine rice too I’m pretty sure, and it’s just clumpier and got a much better bite. 

Your reaction to the rating is feeling like a B+ to me.

AV Club stealing yet another thing from On Cinema, At the Cinema. And they barely even hide it! Popcorn Champs. Popcorn Classics. They took the first word and then barely changed the second! Shame on you! I’m usually a Timhead, but this is just rude to Gregg. 

The sweet embraces of hell couldn’t embrace me sooner. 

I decided to watch the new Hellboy on the plane because I wanted to see how terrible it was without spending money on it or wasting free time on it. It was unsurprisingly bad.

Thanks for the heads up, I’ve been using it wrong my whole life. Let me try it out.

The price per oz is like triple Doritos. What are you, bourgeois?

Both are wrong. Cheeseburger Doritos are the best chip ever made. 

Alright, get right on it. I look forward to your report back to TheTakeout in a couple weeks to see what you came up with.

It all adds up.