It’s a good point. While I looked forward to the toys when growing up, I always got rid of them immediately after. Their novelty wore off instantly.

This will show the people who thought Guillermo’s version weren’t profitable!

We’re too busy smashing your mom!

Logan’s Roadhouse is the shitty version. They give you free bread, but it doesn’t taste great and there’s no sweet butter. Logan’s came out two years before Texas actually. 

When moving from Illinois to Florida, we stopped at a Chipotle to eat some of their sofrita burritos. We’re both vegetarian. My girlfriends mom and her boyfriend were helping us move, and they were at the steakhouse next door. Her mom really wanted us to eat with them, so we left Chipotle and obliged. We were recently…

Those crackers are just one step away from being a St. Louis pizza. 

Love that you picked Frosted Flakes Kevin. Keep this line of thinking up, and you’ll keep on getting my votes. 

Reading this made me extremely upset and angry. 

I picked up Overwatch after not having played it consistently for over a year, and the arcade mode “Hero Guantlet” is the best thing they’ve ever done. It was ingenious for them to take the core mechanic from gun game and add it to Overwatch. Incredibly addicting and super hard to win. 

Wow, can’t believe someone is still getting wow’d by that game. Back when it came out, it looked so amazing. It didn’t feel that long ago too, but when I see it now, I can see it’s actually much older than I realize.

Wow, is this an actual thing? That sounds disgusting, but I’m more inclined to think it’s not that bad after these M&Ms

I just tried M&M’s new Thai coconut flavor, and it blew me away. It somehow tastes like a Thai curry without being weird with chocolate. I hope they keep that one around as it’s delicious. 

Vegetarian here. I want my fix damnit. I eat so much damn tofu and beans that I like fake meat pretty regularly. And Beyond Burger gives me that same feeling of eating a great burger but without harming any animals.

I’d order the soda and straight up tell them what else they would expect given I’m a paid intern! I’d tell them I’m barely getting by even without with happy hour expenses. I mean they can’t be stupid. They must know you’re not making much off of the internship. Just tell them you’re there for the people and not there…

I can’t believe Gwen lost. You people could live without grilled cheese sandwiches and PB&J’s?! Hers doesn’t have anything flashy, but they’re such staples that she wins easily.

Love you Kevin, but McDonalds French fries are little dinky pieces of fried cardboard. If you want some real French fries, you gotta Five Guys!

Kevin nailed it. Milk chocolate by itself is so bland, but the rest of his list has some real delicious crunch in it. Also, when the mint candies were dropping I thought to myself that I don’t really like mint candy. Then Andes mints came into the pictures. Those are the only good mint candies.

Tomato is easily the most important topping to a burger, so Gwen wins from that alone.

I am late to the game on this one. It’s obviously Gwen though. All of hers are absolute classics. And I love the idea of the Draft. Real sports drafts are stupid. This is the only one that’s acceptable to me. Thanks for writing these up TheTakeout!

Hey Dan Savage. So this one younger guy I’ve been fucking likes to be called “kid”. It’s a bit weird, but I obliged it because while he might not be a child, he is ten years younger than me. But the other day I was talking to my friends, and I accidentally dropped that I was fucking a kid. They automatically thought I…