I saw the discrepancy on RT between the expert scores and audience scores of Last Jedi and Jumanji. Now I was already on board with Jumanji simply because I like the cast and the writing staff, but those scores really motivated me to convince my friends to come with me.

The result, Jumanji delivered. From start to…

So I watched Jumanji this weekend.

If you’re gonna call a TV The Wall, it seems like a missed opportunity not to introduce it by playing The Wall.

You’re not really understanding what’s going on here with the undergraduates. It’s not that undergrads are spending their last dime on tuition and then struggling to find ways to buy food, it’s that universities have been essentially waiving all tuition and costs for students whose families are below a certain income…

You mean your local movie theater?

And the kids will still prefer to watch Netflix on a 9 inch tablet screen.

If it is so big, why come I can see it on my phone?

Throws 65 inch OLED he got for Christmas in the trash.

Honestly, I’m not sure what the fuck any of those men would have to say about this issue that is in any way relevant or meaningful.

I see this two different ways,

At last we’ll finally learn how Jane the Virgin ties into the Marvel TV universe.

Agree that Jack Black is the best thing in Jumanji. I thought I hated him, but I really liked Bernie and then Kung Fu Panda happened, and I have been in his corner ever since. Anyway, Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle was a good kid flick. I was going to take my kid to see it based on the review, and was surprised and…

What I heard was that Trump told his staffers to buy up all the e-books of “Fire and Fury.”

The aides can just subtitle in translations to show how impressed the gorillas are with Trump.

There is no way he would watch that channel unless it were the “Donald Trump and sometimes Gorillas Channel”. He isn’t going to waste his time watching a tv show that isn’t mentioning him frequently.

So are is AV Club covering the Gorilla Channel or not?

The funniest thing about it is that the line that gives it away is this:

make doo-doo

Why can’t we have nice things?

(shrug) I don’t see any particular reason to give the benefit of the doubt to a completely unknown showrunner whose only identifiable characteristic at this point is that he/she will be hired by the same FremantleMedia execs who just made the extremely stupid decision to part ways with Fuller and Green.