Yeah, I’m always fast forwarding to the sex scenes as well.

Aquaman is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. 

Holy crap I wasn’t expecting all those amazing films at the end. The LEGO Movie is one of my favorite animated films, Big Hero 6 is amazing, The Winter Soldier was responsible for me falling back in love with superhero films, and X-Men was a lot of fun. 

While Apex Legends was pretty much an unknown game by all, it quickly became known by all the huge streamers playing it. It’s the best advertising I’ve ever seen a game do.

I skipped the podcasts, but if you have downtime were you’re cooking or driving, they’d probably be a great place to start. If you want to dive straight into the videos, start with season 1 of course. If you search up On Cinema on YouTube, there is a playlist called, “On Cinema at the Cinema”. That contains them in…

Will a portion of the proceeds go to the Electric Sun 19?

Nah, don’t care to go vegan. For me, it’s am I killing an animal? And for cheese, eggs, and dairy products the answer is no. And going from vegetarian to vegan is a whole new hell scape. It’s already tough enough eating out, why the hell would I place that much bigger of a burden on myself?

Nice to see Gregg Turkington get some directing work again! Was a total shame we never got to see the rest of Decker vs Dracula.

Hey everyone! I got great news. I tried out a home remedy to making it less wet down there. I picked up a shop vac on the way home from work because those things can be used to suck up anything. And I inserted it into my girlfriend and just sucked up all the pussy juice! Now, I can finally get off!

Help. My girlfriend’s pussy is too wet. I bought a gallon of this lube for no reason now. Is there anyway I can get my girlfriend’s pussy as dry as the Sahara because I like the feeling of fucking sandpaper. 

I actually had a fun time and enjoyed myself, but holy shit is it a terrible film. Bad acting and even worse writing. Bad visual effects bordering on good at times. And easily one of the worst villains ever. His whole revenge thing is so stupid and overdone. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone, especially because Into…

Alright. I really am curious how the thing ends, and I like the sound of the second half being better. 

Watched Aquaman. I liked it. But there are some serious problems there. Acting is often very bad. Writing is terrible. CGI is hit or miss with some great sections. The villain is absolutely terrible. Action is decent. Big improvement over BvS but still the problems are the same. At least this is fun though, but boy is…

I grew up reading the books. I read the majority of them, but then I got older and never read the ones that were coming out after the ones I read. For me, the show is great. Fantastic adaptation. What I wanted from the Jim Carrey one. But it’s a really tough watch honestly. The plot for every three episodes is the…

Comedians make jokes. Jokes aren’t to be taken at face value. Usually, if anything, the joke is rooted in reality. Hart probably was to a degree homophobic a decade ago. So was a lot more of people. I was homophobic up until a teenager which was around a decade ago. I said all types of terrible shit. It doesn’t matter…

3 minutes?! I can heat up a frozen burrito in 3 minutes!

I wasn’t expecting much when my girlfriend showed me the clip. Heard it was controversial, but didn’t know much about it. It was hilarious the three minutes I heard. Better than most stand up comedians’ hour. The gender neutral pronouns bit was genius. As for the parkland stuff, it was pretty mild honestly. I’m a…

Now they know how hard it is to make a damn video game with narrative branches and decision making. It’s no joke. 

Too late. I saw 0% rotten and got excited that it was 100% fresh, so I went to see it. 

And Brown #2 as the villain!