It was the Salem Witch Museum.

If you’re trying to avoid having Salem be known as cheesy, that witch museum with the dusty animatronics has got to go.

that was my thought too - she otherwise would have to log on and deal with people congratulating her for a baby she isn’t carrying (painful) or deal with the press leaking the news first (also painful). I wish she COULD give herself the space to mourn without posting because that just looks so raw of an experience RN,…

Expecting the farm to get burned down in one episode where the smoke from it makes the whole country high. 

Honestly thought South Park took far more of a stand this week then it’s usual nihilistic “both sides” debates.

Downplayed, but vital: Cartman performs a selfless act, which is immediately undone by Garrison/Trump.

You’re not a jerk, I’m a jerk: I feel deeply sorry for the kitten that has to entertain a five year old. Poor thing has probably had its tail pulled roughly 5,000x. 

You might have seen A Cure For Wellness then. It was not good, though it was sort of bonkers. (Though not enough.)

I’m betting there’s not even an epic guitar solo once he starts having second thoughts.

I love John Oliver, I’m so grateful that he is around to remind me that I’m not going crazy, but the “things are as bleak as they seem, we are fucked” message is NOT what I need right now. I don’t need sunshine blown up my ass either, but I don’t think this is how you motivate change right at this moment in time.

I like the premise, but not with the standard twist of a secretly sinister institution. I’d rather see the place be compassionate towards its patients, with a story that thoughtfully explored the subject matter of assisted suicide.

Even in two-thousand-ought-whenever, this seemed more like a Man Show sketch than a premise for a feature film.

People who say, “French fried potatoes” instead of just “french fries” are 100% serial killers.

“Look, virtually nobody is getting sick from this. Just the fat, the poor, the old, those people that have ever been previously ill, the young, tall people and short people, a couple dogs. Pretty much nobody is getting it! We should in no way change our behavior or attempt to mitigate this plague.”

I am shrieking both internally and mostly externally at the mere suggestion of such proximity. I communicate in the language of dimwitted privilege, which consists largely of shrieks and gasps and the wording of sponcon posts on Instagram. I continue shrieking.

Make sure you get them all Very Special Hangers, and that you give them their own closet so you can display them to all the people you show your closet to.

Go see if your community has grants for asbestos abatement. My aunt used to do this sort of thing for St. Louis County and they had grant money she had to make sure it was used up for the fiscal year.

People historically tapped home equity lines for this and it can work out well if you’ve been in the home a long time. Say you bought a house when your kids were little and now they’re in college. At that point you’ve presumably paid down your mortgage quite a bit and your home has hopefully appreciated, so you’ve free…

Seriously, there needs to be a show called Real Budget Renovation. Some of these shows, people drop a fair bit of what we paid for our entire house just on a kitchen remodel or something.

I moved into my boyfriend’s house this summer. He has been there for 17 years and has built up a lot of equity. Literally everyone has asked us if we’re going to buy our own house now that we are 2 incomes, and this is the house he bought with his ex-wife. They’ve been divorced for over 10 years, so I don’t care about…