oh God the Brian Austin Green/Courtney Stodden thing is just pain. WHAT political views could they have POSSIBLY bonded over, I WONDER

This all just sounds like such a nightmare. Scammy, MLM-style bullshit. Work hard and you too can have a pink Cadillac!

what’s the big deal with those characters?

Nandor’s jersey tho.

Wow, I really want to see your island now.

very fine people on both sides, right? on both sides.

cannot unsee

I love evil Colin Robinson so much. 

Same!

Just watched this again recently and really enjoyed it.

I mean, that sounds great and all, but the game is all about putting as many items from the same collection as possible in your house to get HHA rewards, right?

right. this is all we can manage

My most boring job was writing ads for a finance company. They all had to be a certain character limit and say some variation of “Open an account now,” so all my versions were like “Now you open account,” or “Now open account you.”

I want Colin’s artwork a lot. They should make it and sell it.

I never, ever understood the hate for this game. I remember being kind of devastated by the Hyrule Castle reveal, and also going to every. single. island. in every. single. square just to see what was there.

I personally am in it for the biology aspect. I love flowers and fish and insects and fossils and whatnot. Looking forward to cross-breeding the flowers.

ok, it’s been a bad week and that absolutely made it better. thanks

I’m having Supergirl flashbacks with the “online publication,” in which everyone does work that in no way resembles the work of an actual online publication.

this video is the most insane thing ever and I love it.

oh this is priceless. I’m dying. I ... kind of want Graham to come to my town now?