yeah, I play with my niece, and I hate the “no redecorating” rule. it would be great to be able to switch outfits or move stuff around while she’s there, or just be able to show each other stuff.

ooh that was good!

edibles are so good for that! one square of chocolate knocks me right out.

I FORGOT ABOUT CRIBS. Wonder if it’s still available anywhere...

I thought that was a screening room? I could be wrong.

man, LeBron’s bathroom is uuuuugly

oh, I needed this right now, thanks. I still think they’re super underrated.

I never, ever understood minimalism. I mean, it looks nice on Pinterest and all that, but realistically, for most people it’s not possible to have a mostly empty space. I’m not thrilled with our four litterboxes, but we sure do need ‘em.

what??? he’s had a lot of dumb endings, but that has to be the dumbest ending of all time.

oh, man, it’s my absolute favorite. Karen Allen was (and is) my hero. I will watch to the end every time it comes on. (They played it in the waiting room when I had to go for jury duty a couple of years ago!)

Huh. I totally missed it. (I can’t see very well anyway, though.)

That’s what I thought too. Thought it was odd they spent so much time on her playing with her hair.

really glad I bought all those Girl Scout cookies!

That speech was amazing and hinted at a much more complex and interesting show than the one we ultimately got.

That was such a Stephen King ending. In a bad way.

holy shit, I LOVED Rock of Love (and also I Love Money, one of the most underrated reality shows ever) and now I’m lusting after this stupid trailer.

agree with this. I’m going to watch through to the end, but that’s probably it for me. so much of it just doesn’t make any sense. if that cave collapsed and killed a ton of people in the ‘40s and it’s part of local lore...does that maybe not suggest the system is unstable and maybe the whole thing should be shut down?…

and he probably wants the apocalypse to come sooner rather than later because Jesus. so yeah, we’re fucked

came here to say this. what the hell? do they not have a copy editor? was she on lunch break?

I liked it OK but I’m still mad at the video store that was closing that somehow sold me a copy of this instead of The Orphanage, which is what I actually wanted.