would like to note that the CPD has fabricated evidence, murdered innocent civilians, and (allegedly) refused to further investigate the strangulations of 75 women since 2001.

See, that would be nice.

Oh God. I really want to see this but it doesn’t end well for the dog, does it?

I still remember when some tabloid caught her crying on a park bench a few years ago and made fun of her. Gah. 

there’s no reason to yell at me or make assumptions about my entire worldview. all I was saying was “wait, she’s queer?”

it’s fine, but as other folks have pointed out, I’ve never heard of her being in an LGBTQ+ relationship. this is actually the first time I’ve heard of her identifying as queer.

really confused about the LGBTQ+ identification?

I still remember when they pranked “influencers” with a fake pop-up shop. Good times.

I worked at a hospital where they tried to banzOr gifts to physicians (like, they couldn’t even accept pens at conferences) and people fa-reeked out. I think some of them even quit.

Oh, that was great.

Just throwing this out there—her memoir is highly entertaining and a fantastic read.

Just throwing this out there—her memoir is highly entertaining and a fantastic read.

That’s pretty gross there, Liam Neeson.

Yeah, my only thought during the trailer was “It’s going to be impossible to follow the story because I can’t get over that.”

Sorry, but...this sounds totally Born Sexy Yesterday. Will skip.

I’ve never seen Jesus Camp, but that trailer is terrifying.

Right. And someone mentioned Source Code below. He was great in that too.

Source Code!!! OMG, that was so good.

So...you miss the Jake Gyllenhaal you had when you were 12?

I don’t know about dog hair, but we have 3 cats and I never notice any hair on mine. It’s really sturdy, heavier than LL Bean, although I don’t know if that makes a difference.