bingo! (and they only work for some people. again, a mystery.)

So the moral of the story is that SSRI's work (for given values of work), but we have no idea why?

YOU LIVE HERE, TOO!

Pretty much any combinations of words coming out of the talking hole of a guy trying to get me to fuck him without a condom.

My husband's excuse for not putting away the dishes out of the dishwasher: "I don't know where they go."

Outside of New York City, adults generally write polite, cheerful emails to one another...

"dick fright"

I mean...go big or go home.

From the link:

I am done speaking to you. Everything I've told you that I've said has HAPPENED to me, you dismiss and say that it's not true. You yourself are the one who said ". I usually hear that Asians are fetishized to the point of it being creepy", but I guess it's totally ok to be fetishized. I'm sorry that some mean…

My first husband wasn't very bright. It's never a good idea to cheat on a wife that works for a government agency known for its expertise in spying. Third generation in the same line of work to boot.

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

THEY WERE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO CANCEL HER FACE!

But you get to watch Katrina die!

I think you'll find a lot of people will disagree with you on this. I definitely think the most memorable episodes of the X-Files were standalone segments.

Shall we, to the third season?

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

I am not otherwise OCD but when I buy Froot Loops (not very often) I have to make sure I have one and only one of each color/flavor on every spoonful. I will go to great lengths to make this happen. Also, I feel like it's cheating if I use any method to get the colors/flavors on my spoon besides just my spoon. It's a…