Oh, man, where should I begin? I have a scroll of bad choices.

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

and at least you can get donuts at DD.

My husband makes bannock every Christmas morning. We used what was leftover after breakfast for our stuffing.

The candle one makes no sense, CANDLES ARE AN AWESOME GIFT, YO.

socks can be THE BEST gift, if you're into weird socks and so are your friends. my friend gives me a shitload of socks every year for Hanukkah. neither of us are Jewish, but her husband is. between me & her fam, we celebrate Solstice, Christmas, AND Hanukkah. multi-cultural FTW - we get ALL THE PRESENTS

I'd pretty much take any of the gifts on this list and be happy. Give me socks, a coffee card, some Amazon money, a Yankee candle, a blank book, some spray from B&BW and a cake (a proper tea loaf, though) and I'm like a pig in shit. Throw in one of those tins of biscuits or a selection of chocolate and my Christmas is…

Last year for Christmas I couldn't fly home so my family mailed my presents. They didn't tell me how many packages they were sending or when they would get here. So I finally get a medium sized box from them, open it up and inside there is Christmas themed Duck Dynasty paper plates, Duck Dynasty paper cups, Duck…

Man, sounds like your mom's best friend is trying to find gifts that people would like based on their interests. Bravo to her for putting in the effort instead of just checking off items on a task list. And nutcracker tickets age five? Shoot, I would have loved that. Give her a break.

Throw them through your favorite aunt's window!

I love my grandma beyond words. But she considers herself crafty. She's not. Well, she is but not conventionally

I used to babysit for this awesome, and really well off, family when I was in high school. The Dad was a doctor and since I was from a poor town they were the coolest of the cool with their fancy house and in-ground pool. The kids I babysat were kind of snotty, but they didn't know/realize because they're young and…

WHELP BUILDING A POND AND BUYING AN OTTER BRB

I worked for a hospital with a pretty successful heart program. One of the cardiovascular surgeons (in his 50s) would rent out a bar for the night every christmas and provide lots of drunk snacks and an open bar.

This isn't holiday, since our holiday party is tomorrow, so I'll check back in if necessary. We had our summer party in August....We rented out a super nice restaurant with a planned 4 course menu and open bar for 3 hours. I think a couple of my co-workers took the open bar as a challenge to see how much they could…

Weeeeeellll, there was the one holiday party where the coworker I was going "home" with ran up on a curb and everyone believed it was because I was blowing him at the time...

Well, this story isn't from a holiday party, but it was an office party, and I sure as hell did make an ass out of myself. It was my first big party at my first real job; I was in charge of planning the day's activities, so naturally I was in panic mode for an entire week straight before the event. I wanted to impress…

OOOOO I have to go to work but can't wait to read these when I get back!

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…