BLOCKED.

Yeah, women in their late 20s are more fertile than women in their late teens because their bodies are done developing (fertility peaks around 24/25 so a woman in her late 20s is also closer to her peak fertility)

The Pythons, while doing a tour in the US, were invited to trash their hotel room. Apparently the press for the hotels is really good, so they really enjoy it when that happens. And they, being British responded ‘Oh, no no no.’ The hotel owner kept insisting. Finally Michael Palin went into the bathroom and broke a…

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

I met an older British lady who told me how she was a waitress at some popular tavern back in England during the sixties. Lot`s of big musicians hung out there. She described the Beatles as very nice boys; always polite. She didn`t like it when the Rolling Stones came in. I asked her about that, and she tried to stay…

That sucks. Hope you feel better. I left a couple out. Maybe this will make you feel better.

^I like this one the best. Not such a smooth move, eh? lolololololololololololololololol

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

Oh, my favorite one!

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

i was with my family seeing west side story on broadway, and tom and rita hanks and their kids (?) sat next to us. a league of their own is my absolute favorite movie, and i was flipping a shit. my dad leaned over and said, “excuse me mr hanks, a league of their own is my daughter’s absolute favorite movie and it’s…

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

One time I was flying from JFK to SFO, with a layover in Phoenix and saw Flavor Flav waiting at our gate. We went over and talked to him, he showed us the bag of clocks he keeps in Target bags with the rest of his Target bag luggage, and took a photo with us. He sat behind us on the plane (in coach) and yelled…

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

I feel like this week’s contest might be a bit skewed towards Jezebel peeps in NYC and LA. My celebrity sightings in Oregon (and while traveling) have been few and largely pleasant. :)

You’re not a Pats fan but you just posted quote “I’ve laughed all the way through it with a championship to enjoy”. Ok

I’m not mad at Boston fans for being in denial, I get it. But don’t expect everyone else to take part in your delusion.

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

I chose to move here from upstate NY many, many moons ago and even before I could actually move I was totally in love with the batshit-ness of Florida. I’m also really obsessed with Florida history. It’s pretty much been crazy since the European explorers first started landing here and got progressively nuttier from…

I gave my first GF to get marriage a lamp (25 yrs ago). One of the one's you touch the base and it lights up. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Guess where that lamp is now? Her son has it in his college dorm. Still fucking works.