You have it backwards. Fouling someone after he’s been dribbling for 18 seconds is horrible basketball.

Yes, I hate watching talented players add new moves as they gain experience. So boring. And an 18-second possession??? OMG such a long time to concentrate as a fan.

I saw the intersection and immediately knew this was University Park in Texas. 

That ‘presumption’ of age verification is exactly how underage people got juul devices in the first place. GOOD age verification IS that complicated. You’d seriously rather hand over your biometrics data, over your phone number? Are you daft?

The device doesn’t get “hot” like you think it does. These devices use an electric current, with far less voltage/amps than a cellphone uses, and concentrates it to the “coil” in the atomizer/cartomizer or pod. The “e-liquid” has a low boiling point so that it will change into a gas at lower temps. The temp isn’t high…

No, nauseated.

No worries. I said something dumb, so I got shit for it. It’s the American Way.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

You do understand that if you buy a courtside seat, a player landing on you is a very real possibility? You also understand that there was like zero malicious intent right? You seem like you must get in a lot of fights. I hope you don’t go out to crowded bars, like ever.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

hahaha no you can’t

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

The only thing that could make air travel worse would be coming home from your vacation only to find that the car you left in the airport parking lot has been completely submerged like a four-wheeled Atlantis.

GM: “Thanks for not buying it when we offered it, twice. Dicks.”

Even if GM made it no one was going to buy it since it would either be shitty on the inside but affordable or have a competitive interior/exterior and then it will be priced above what people think it’s worth. 

Longform on Kauai and nothing about the Divine Miss M? That would be the her majesty Ms Bette Midler aka Bathhouse Betty who was born in Hawaii, BTW. Her property is on the east coast.

This is the remix edition... to the song about pissin

“Let me get that poo poo, let me that pee pee”

Most people buy trucks for space BEHIND the cab, not in front of it.

1. I hope the dashcam driver charged them for more than just underwear. That car was probably covered in dents from all that falling concrete.

2. The dashcam driver is also a fucking moron for continuing to follow directly behind that truck as it went under the second bridge.