Heck, it even had those nice white stripes on the street pointing you toward it.

since cars weigh thousands of pounds and cyclists don’t

Your pants would probably be browner though

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

Good, the 49ers need a new QB.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

He was only down there for a few seconds, but his recording device recorded 18 hours of static.

I’m seriously going to bail on Jalopnik if they can’t show some restraint posting about Elon. I’m so tired of hearing about a billionaire’s problems. It’s like the non stop trump discussion. I stop following friends on Facebook over crap like this.

Bye Felicia.

Or just ignore the articles.

Well it gets very close to $40k if you opt for the TruCoat, and let me tell you, you’re gonna want the TruCoat

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

join the lottery for future Hardrocks.

Hank Hill?

Ok, well we will agree to disagree, and now I’m a Nazi. How obvious for you, you fucking communist piece of shit.

For the uninitiated, diplomats enjoy “diplomatic immunity” when officially stationed in a foreign nation. That means they can’t be held to any of the host nation’s laws and are immune to civil prosecution for their official business