I just watched this film for the first time the other day.

23 years later and we’re still remembering some rando dick who got his dick cut off. Incredible.

And now I am crying.

I know, I was specifically referring to this week’s 2? 3? stories. Yikes.

At the risk of getting greyed out of Gawker Media forever, CA Pinkham still does crazy food service industry stories on Mondays, but over at Thrillist.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Obligatory seconding

And he’s basically at the mercy of the Secret Sevice wherever he goes. He has very little say in the matter, in the name of national security.

I hope he hates every f-ing minute of it and that his hair falls out.

He has admitted that he doesn’t like to read, and now he has to read stacks of reports on EVERYTHING. Reports are boring as fuck, I know, I’ve written plenty of them. He will have to spend days in meetings being debriefed on things so boring that you want to stab yourself in the eye, and he’ll have to learn and…

The good news is that Trump is calmer, nicer, and makes better decisions when he’s unhappy.

Pretty sure Mike Pence is going to be doing all of the heavy lifting as far as being president goes. I’d bet money that Trump will be little more than a figurehead.

Has anyone ever talked to his first wife? Her name is Elizabeth Christie and she worked as a pediatric nurse. They were married for five or six years before divorcing in 2007.

maybe there’s some kind of precedent to sue for loss of enjoyment of life, undue stress, damage to her personal life? i don’t know. this poor woman. thank fuck her kids were not harmed, but it is SO unfair that they would have to be victims for her to receive any compensation.

Yeah, they absolutely should have reported it, which is why his abuse victims could sue him. She is not one of his victims, legally. I hope they just give her some money to go away.

OMG WTF. I would’ve thrown your dad’s phone right out the window.