Here is my terrible terrier Busy tucked in with her head on a pillow-this is something she has always liked.

Repeat

I had to go find pics of this before I could post this True Halloween Story.

WHY DIDN’T YOU BUY THEM I AM MAD

Or you could go as Dr. Joyce Brothers doing a PSA on candy.

We love our fried potato sticks.

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

Well, this nasty woman just finished filling out her absentee ballot (for a toss-up state with a competitive Senate race, natch) and is enjoying a nice glass of whisky. So enjoy it while you can, you pumpkin-faced loon.

It is not the fault of the Subway corporation that she married him.

Oh, and in reading the article, it looks like they basically stopped giving a shit about his “activities” when he met his wife because they thought it would keep his nose clean. That’s pretty damning.

My cousin’s second husband was abusing one of her daughters for YEARS and she had no clue. With hindsight, he was also sniffing around my daughter and she and I just thought it was social awkwardness. It’s actually fairly common for people close to a pedophile to not have a clue what they are.

All of the receivers shift to the right

FUCKING THIS...

No, most people from New Zealand refer to themselves as Kiwi’s. One it’s shorter than saying New Zealander. Australian’s tend to refer to themselves as Aussies for similar reasons

He was cleared of all charges.

The Hidden Voices

As the locals would say, he robbed them blind.

I’m 44, and I’ve slept with a night light on all my life. (Not a search light, just a couple of watts to, uh, help me find the bathroom. Yeah.) Who the hell knows whats lurking out there!?!

This is my favorite post of the year. I only wish Kinja would make it easier to save my place! I want to read aaaaaallllll the scary stories. I tried keeping the tab open, so I can use a scary story as a reward for working, and it reset the page. The horrors.

Yes, yes, dear boyfriend. Come over. Come over now and bring your clown killing kit with you. Jebus. I would move.