I miss Sorcia so much. She could tell a story.
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I find myself talking about the Jezebel scary story contest throughout the year (because it’s my favorite part of halloween) and I ALWAYS tell people this story.
Just add this at the bottom as reason #478 that I am not having children.
“Look at Me” and the one about the phantom outside with a truck freak the bejesus out of me.
Coincidentally, today is the anniversary of my father’s death. As is usual for October 17, I got a call on the phone with no caller id or number. Sure, I get robocalls all the time, but those usually have some fake name or visible number. This one, just “unknown.” Been happening for years. Normally, I’m a skeptical…
Jenny from the other block.
What’s really fucked up is that RZA just signed her to his label. Giving her yet another second chance. She’s had so many.
Yikes. These women are still going to go through so much.
The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.
That reality show woman Bethanny whatever, was on twitter yesterday expressing her expert views on the case and decided that it was obviously fake and done to promote the show.
Al Roker is kind of a national treasure.
I mean, it’s VERY important that pissing contest is up and running, because I have been looking forward to this year’s spooky stories since last November, and I will honestly burn something down if they don’t do it again this year. It’s tradition now.
Fuck parenting.
Was anyone else weirdly moved by the Tituss as a geisha last season? The episode itself was a bit problematic but Tituss was captivating.
They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.
It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.
Now back to this mashed cauliflower recipe...
do you have dogs? Because one solid week of lab-mix shedding will put your walmart vac in an early grave. like trying to go for a jog with a sweater tied around your face.
Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?