I find it easier to pet kittens with my hands, but if you like to rub them with a philosopher more power to you; I just find them so unwieldy.

tldr

Right? His name might as well be Chad Trustfundington III

I, for one, am interested in learning new information as it is discovered.

i’m even a sucker for some good tummy hair. goddamn. it’s so masculine ooooof.

ahem, I believe you mean “even more attractive with chest hair.”

Even Dean Venture?

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

No, these Killer Klowns From Outer Space did

I feel like there’s been some dark shit going on lately, so to combat that I’ve decided to create a “what’s making me happy this week” thread.

God.

How does anyone recover from that?

People seriously have to stop swiping when somebody shows you a pic on their phone. You have a single view license of that particular photo unless you want to see a pic of somebody’s butthole.

Whenever I see a story about a couple doing horrible shit together I’m always really curious how they met and how that comes up. I mean I had a hard enough time finding a wife who likes video games. Go on down to your weekly animal sacrifice to Leviathan, ‘Oh so you’re into rape? No kidding me too. Want to get…

We wanted juicy gossip not allegations of child abuse :(.

That explains a lot

I just nearly barfed all over my phone.

I hope he’s not sitting in my kitchen, that’s for sure.

You’ll learn to love The Christian Science Monitor, I promise!

And they all make pasties. Fuck, now I’m hungry for pasties.