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As a Gen X’er, I feel left out, and yet superior at the same time.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

BUTTONS ARE THE WORST. If you buy a button up shirt in the size that fits you everywhere, you might as well get a tent. If you buy the size that shows that you have an actual waist, they gap. With cardigans I just kind of stretch the top part out a little, put on a scarf, and hope for the best.

Odds are, it’s really not. Having a smaller frame and oversized ta-tas means facing a world of judgement. I could give you dozens of examples from my teens and twenties.

Do you have large breasts? Because if not, you should know that no one with large breasts humble brags about it. It’s not like being “too skinny.” Having large breasts is so traumatic, developmentally, that most women need really muster up courage to talk about any harassment they face because of it. (It might be

It’s not. It’s fucking AWFUL having large breasts and you DO get treated like an asshole by asshole ALL.THE.TIME.

As a large busted lady, I can tell you from experience: big titties look like big titties, no matter what you cover them up with.

God, tell me about it! I remember trying on bridesmaids dresses for a family wedding as a barely 20 year old and feeling SO inappropriate because of my breast size...I remember the comments from my own family about it...

This is not good news. I’m a Californian born and bred. We have drought in our bones. Seriously. In our bones.

#30bananas

Knowing that this “man” can't reproduce was the highlight of the damn article. Also clean your damn house Australians!

She is a raw vegan so she’d probably just suck on a single unpopped kernel all day instead.

hey, hey, i saw micky on the street a few weeks ago!

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

Question: Is a shitcunt anything like a lesbian shitass? Does Scott Baiozebub need to consult a lawyer here?

Idk what vegans you guys have met but my vegan diet is 25% burritos, 35% pasta, and 40% popcorn.

I truly don’t care if other people eat meat. Eat away, friend!

Maybe it marks me for an old cranky woman, but all I could see in that picture was the messy room. Is she banging a 15 year old boy whose mom is on vacation?

#NotAllVegans