At my retail side job, one of my fellow millennial co-workers is OBSESSED with Top Gun. I finally had to ban the soundtrack from the loudspeakers because I couldn’t handle listening to it for the zillionth time.

I would be mad if I got poisoned and it *wasn’t* in a garret.

Nope. Already a star after Risky Business (3 years earlier)

For me it was “anything wot dangles and clatters and keeps hitting me in the face because hellsyeah”. ^^

I feel like there’s a Goofus and Gallant joke to be made here but it’s too early in the morning for me to come up with it...

Yup - colored string, thin metallic ribbons, really anything that would stand out against your hair color was fair game. Good times!

She looks like she’s having a Phase, but goddammit, you’re allowed to have as many Phases as you fucking well want to.

She looks very pretty.

I hope that’s not real fur they’re wearing because if it is some species of animal just went extinct.

I have a tarot deck with designs by Mucha. I have no idea how to use them, I just don’t have enough space to put up all the Mucha paintings I like.

Can we talk about the name “Boomer Robert Phelps” please?

Mmmmmm, babies.

This is amazing. I got her too, but since I don’t know who she is I still don’t know who my mom is.

As an encore he tripped into a row of Ming vases.

Real Talk though... where does one get fitted properly for a good bra? Not Victoria’s Secret, my boobs can’t be tamed by Miss Vic.

Yeah man, we love to hate. I hate those cheap-labor Mexicans that do the jobs we don’t fucking want anyway, I hate that woman just pop out babies all day for handout and fucking child support, I hate the Mulisms for blowing everything up, I hate black people cause they are all super predators and drug dealers.

Bullshit.

get that kid over on gawker who’s never eaten peanut butter or whatever...

I’m just naturally grumpy, a condition that predates my going vegan 14 years ago. I think I’m congenitally grouchy. And its not like I gave up chocolate. Sheesh.

It was a wild ride. Turns out Freelee saved her from the killer naturopath by sharing all these banana based self defense tips.