And boy, does she sound annoying.

Think of it more like St Patrick’s Day. It meant something different in the country of origin, but is now an excuse to celebrate Irish-Anericans and an excuse to drink green beer.

I agree, but it’s hard to tell the large Mexican Immigrant population in places like south Texas, “No, you should not celebrate this holiday.”

This kinda thing is made for me. I LOVE classic films, I love Hollywood history, I love studying movies but I especially love behind the scenes craziness on iconic films. Can't wait!

Wouldn’t it have been simpler to just PhotoShop the original picture?

I didn’t know about the vegan part, but I do know he likes pancakes.

I feel like if you eat 51 bananas a day, your bowels are FAR from regular.

Was the funding enough? What other technologies were needed? Were there permits needed? Did they have to communicate with several jurisdictions? How large is the staff that handles all this? What is the relationship of Tribal law enforcement and American law enforcement (a majority of the time it is not good)? How…

Meh. I mean, as a Latin American, I get why some people find the romanticization of Cuba is problematic (italics for extra obnoxiousness), but come on, that romanticisization will translate into millions of dollars being pumped into the island and a restoration of the many historical landmarks and buildings, rather…

I like to think that, should I be in that situation, I’d try and get two pairs. One to bring me to me pre-accident height, and a second to make me like 8 or 9 feet tall, just for the hell of it.

“She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”

It was the first time I’d ever put my hair up without help.

You’ll be glad to hear that Woody Allen sleeps great. “Like a dead person,” he told the Hollywood Reporter, in a recent interview out today.

You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you?

Ok, the trap is laid, now when they get there, throw up the embargo again.

Take note, North Korea. Just when your defenses are down, we’ll unleash biological weapons on you. Ruthlessly.

Congrats on 14! I’ve got 8 years and I still get really twisted drinking dreams. It takes me like 10 minutes after waking up to convince myself it didn’t really happen...

Two weeks from today, if I stay out of trouble, I’ll have fourteen years free from my addiction. Last night, I had a “using” dream that upset me to the core today. Thankfully, I have a phone list of friends in recovery, and I was able to call and talk my way through it today.

Thats a handsome handsome communist devil.

Boys will be boys! Best of luck to those fun fellows. Anyone know of a way we can mail them syphillis?