I'm so literal about themes, I'd show up wrapped in HDMI cables and microchips.

Honestly, I just think it’s extremely weird to criticize the way she and William dress their kids. Of all the things to pick to criticize them about, kid dressing strikes me as the weirdest and most off point.

Ok, but they’ve done it other times http://www.people.com/people/package… I think it’s cute to dress them nice for special occasions, and those are the only ones we, the public sees. I’m sure they wear stained onesies and tights at home. With one sock missing

I think their clothes are adorable and I would be personally offended if I saw a photo of, like, George wearing a Ninja Turtles tshirt and Charlotte in leopard print baby leggings. (I mean, I'm sure they get to wear such things at home, in private. I hope.)

Dang! My nail beds are an uneven, unmatched mess, but no one has ever been nasty about it! I would stick with even length and flip off the biotch who makes an issue out of nail beds.

I am a male victim of domestic abuse, for which my wife was arrested, resisted arrest and had to be tasered. One of the officers remarked she was the most difficult suspect she's ever dealt with. The scary thing is no alcohol or drugs were involved, and she fits the "takes no responsibility, she's the hero" role to a…

911 i need an ambulance i have been burned by a hot take

When I was 15, I was raped and beaten and nearly strangled to death in my living room by my ex-boyfriend. He was a lot older than I was, extremely jealous, and just...mean. He’d been out to sea (he was in the Navy) and returned to discover that I’d had a new boyfriend.

When I tried to report it, the questions I…

Any relation to C.A. ?

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was an article in the New York Times a few weeks ago (also on a Saturday) about a young woman in the Bronx killed by her ex-husband with a knife with their two kids in the apartment. In the article they mentioned that the Bronx has a high incidence of domestic violence homicides. THIS is the danger American…

Oh and you know “everything” about winged-centaur anatomy?! Maybe they have two ding-a-lings?!

I would really like to hate them, but I can’t help it. I love them. They are creepy-looking, but they have pleasant personalities, and they are pretty much the only hosts on HGTV who don’t annoy the shit out of me.

I wonder if his brother is single?

Tina, I am going to need a link, because I need to purchase that dress for my goddaughter IMMEDIATELY.

Can’t wait to see the late night infomercial...

So I guess we’ll be seeing a jukebox Prince musical, ‘Darling Nikki’ playing under a Hilton Courtyard commercial, CG-Prince endorsing Swiffers... If his control of his work truly ended in that elevator, that elevator is about to take his legacy into commercial hell.

Overhead lighting is basically a fuck you to migraine sufferers.

i for one applaud them for trying to put an end to the scourge that is overhead lighting