Kill them and stuff avocados in every orifice of their corpses. It’s the only way.

Further proving that there is nothing new under the sun: on the Dick Van Dyke show, Richie's middle name was Rosebud. To make all the in-laws happy they used all their suggestions - Robert, Oscar, Sam, Edward, Benjamin, Ulysses, and David. The episode aired in 1962.

Gothic Revival is my guilty pleasure — I love it. It’s a pointless mish-mash of the Gothic architectural vocabulary (plus a few other styles), garishly painted like a happy harlot, tall, pointy, shiny, gloomy, morose, confusing... It all makes me insanely happy to walk through these great Victorian fantasies, almost…

Side note: I always thought the title was Marquis for men and Marquess for women. Nope! Marquis is the French title. Marquess is correct for British titles, and their female counterparts are Marchionesses, which is a very impressive yet silly title.

Shakespeare fan SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you saying out of your house now??? OMG

I wouldn’t be terribly worried. eventually Apple will release a product that allows us to fuck our phones and then nobody will ever leave their house again.

Naah, that’s the COOL version of pink-and-green!! The preppie version was absolutely traaaaagic. Imagine a green sweater shoulder-tied around this, and there we have it:

The Village Voice was the undisputed champion of the personal ad era, but the ones in the Nation had their own special charm: “SWF seeks comrade to storm the barricades with. You: As comfortable discussing Derrida as Gramsci. Me: Anarchist, structuralist, feminist. We may tie each other up, but we won’t tie each other…

He’s talking Lilly Pulizer. It was the 80s after all. He wasn’t wrong.

also, “You have to be cruel to be kind”. But only in the right measure.

Excuse me we all know Hellman’s is the only mayo brand worth eating. None of this Miracle Whip shit. (I don’t think the Midwest has Duke’s mayo, I’ve never heard of it before.)

We had Kitchenette, as I'm sure many will mention. The good ole days...

I was like “please be cream cheese, please be cream cheese” (cause somehow that’s better?) nope. mayo. fuck.

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

Pacman Fever with the clarinet? Please tell me you recorded this?

I have a functional hot water heater from 1951 or ‘52. I’m sure it accounts for 85% of my electric bill, but when you want hot water, you get motherfucking HOT water RIGHT NOW.

Its sole content is a can of Prince Albert.

“On the evening of April 4, Fox News’s Megyn Kelly asked Cruz at a Madison, Wisconsin town hall whether ‘he has ever committed adultery.’”

I Cant Make You Love Me is one of the most heartbreaking songs. Ever. I have on my iTunes playlist and every time I listen, I weep. :0] Love this woman.