We want to love her, but she’s a Republican and a pretty insulated one at that. Sigh.

IIRC, many parts of the day turned into a shit storm, but I could be wrong. Everyone stayed civil yesterday which I found to be more enjoyable. Also, I may have been moderating that day which would definitely make me remember it in a negative light.

What do you mean, pretend?

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

If you still miss the time when Deadspin took over Jezebel for April Fools’ Day

This is why I actually like Leo. I truly don’t give a shit about his sex life as long as everyone is consenting. I have met way too many monogamous “nice guys” who are actually not decent human beings to judge someone solely on their sex life.

a bunch of millenials think she should disappear.

Is everything back to the way it was before yesterday? I’m a little sad because it was fun having Deadspin hosting.

I was hoping for people :(

Pictured: Hamilton Nolan, PG, Purdue, 1946-47. An ardent New Dealer, after graduation Hamilton went to work for the IWW and now edits their newsletter. Go Boilermakers!

The question left unanswered is, would the show be better if someone was stoned out of their fucking mind?

Oh, I got the dog thing, too. 3 of them, even, plus two cats. They all slept on top of me when I got home. Here’s the beautiful one of the group, my handsome boy.

if you can program a lady you can PLEASE a lady is what I’ve never said.

Yeah, the last pill I took looks like it was from the slot in the pill box marked June 8th, 2013. So about a week, give or take.

I’ve always wanted to see one of these stunts where they stand on the guy’s leg go awry and the skate cuts the femoral artery and the guy bleeds out on the ice.

Slowly I turned...

I’m taken back to my brief stint as a pitcher. I was in third or fourth grade and had been selected based on the fact that I was one of a few kids who could throw kinda hard more than a few times.

Yes.

and boy is this stuff woke