Me too. I have a lot of them bookmarked and had major success with them and even the ones I didn’t personally want to make were still fun to read. And the comments! Bring it baaaaaack.

You’re asking the wrong question. The correct question is, what kind of animal doesn’t put the lid down when s/he is done? Are we living in a barn?

In my house we put both the seat and the lid down every time. Who wants to see inside the toilet bowl anyway?

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.

And then the time he was allowed to pilot a dirigible..

Ooooo does this mean Burneko will do a special cooking blog for us today? I miss those.

Surely Gloria Allred has a necromancer on retainer. Maybe we’ll even get a performance of Comin’ Home Baby.

$50 Hefner isn't in any shape to testify

Why aren’t they making Mel Tormé testify?

When I was that age, my favorite foods were Bladderwrack, Brussel Sprouts, Sauerkraut, and Raw Oysters. I hated soda, chocolate milk, and hamburgers.

Red Putin. In the Kremlin. With a pen.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

If Trump was worried about a woman holding a pen, how would he handle Putin?

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Lovitz.

But, like, don’t we all live in boxes, man?

Me too! Actually, it was a combo of Gunne Sax and Florence Eiseman dresses paired with eyelet panties for the first 10 years of my life. And she wondered why I ended up being a punk rocker...

There are pictures of me in a bonnet. Because apparently I was having my picture taken before going out to help Pa in the cornfield.

My mom dressed me like a doll for the first 10 years of my life. There was a two three year of Holly Hobby/ Little House on the Prairie wear that corresponds to this.

Wool I’ll be darned.

As an asshole who is always waiting for women to lower their standards, I second this.