I'm a white woman with long, straight hair. I've had it patted down once, in Charlotte, if I remember correctly. I thought it was just the weirdest damned thing.

Mac and cheese is the only thing I eat ketchup on. I keep ketchup in the house for my once yearly comfort food dinner.

The Queen does not have a butt. She has a delicate kiester.

Personally, I'm thinking they should bring back Matilda.

I thought one stark raving lunatic of a SIL was bad. You poor thing.

I lost my pit/greyhound two years ago. She was a brindle and a mama's girl. Had fifteen years and miss her terribly.

I want to squish this face and kiss this nose all day long!

Ahhh! I have a goldy eyed pit/lab mix with similar markings. Pits are the bestest but my lab/shephard mix must never hear that.

Thanks a lot. I think my face is now permanently frozen in a WTF expression. My right eye may never unsquint.

Perhaps an uninhabited ice floe somewhere?

Not for wherever they fled to.

I'm not the only one who does that? You truly are my brethren!

I sing show tunes to my dogs. Full on Ethel Merman. While throwing dramatic arm movements and possibly dancing. Sometimes I just make up songs and make one of the dogs dance with me. They love it. At least I assume they do as neither has eaten me in my sleep yet.

Rather good and my favorite Cure song. Perfect morning.

Highland's Ranch definitely has a look. I'm thinking, "pretentious soccer mom".

I've been to the Yucatan a half dozen times. I love the area and the people. BF and I rent a car and head down to Tulum. It's a beautiful place and the beach bars are the best. Cozumel is also great. Don't let the government scare you out of going!

Was thinking the exact same thing. And I'm green with envy over Zendaya's hair.

I also had to tell my parents I loved them before going to bed. Just in case I died in my sleep. I'm now 46 and still can't sleep with a window open because my grandmother told my parents I shouldn't be sleeping with an open window in case of kidnappers. Even on the second floor of a house I close the windows at…

Ladies of Lake Wobegon ?

I'm sorry about your husband. I lost mine eight years ago. About two years later I thought I might be ready to date. Not so much. I then waited another two years to try again. A year and a half is nothing in terms of grieving and trying to get your life back together. Especially when the death was unexpected(as…