One police officer remarked, “The ‘instrument’ in question was of a distinctly small caliber.”

My somewhat-informed guess is that his self-confidence is pharmacological in origin. Meth is my top choice there.

I’m thinking the courage came in more of a crystalline form...

Some witnesses said that it was no big deal.

Does a condom count?

My goal in life is to have a fraction of the self-confidence that this man posseses.

Missouri is the Florida of the Midwest.

That’s really dangerous. He should have been wearing a helmet.

It can be so much fun making prints on abonnet.

I’ll pay that 20% if it’s to build a wall around him

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

I’ll be surprised if he makes it 6 months, honestly.

It is so, so bad when Mike Pence is a better option.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

In what world, that isn’t inside the seller’s mind, is this much more than a rusty hulk? EVERYTHING needs to be fixed. It’s a set of rims with good compression. And 200k miles of abuse. It’s actually worth not a goddamn thing to me.

Maybe the price also includes the Sprinter van in the pictures? And the Sprinter van is filled with 4,000 lbs of frozen chicken wings? And one of the chicken wings is actually a 14-oz. nugget of solid gold that just looks like a chicken wing?

This one has a decimal point discrepancy. It’s not often you put up a car whose owner overvalues it by a factor of ten.

I hope not.. thats dreadful!

I don’t know why any car has built-in GPS, or any other feature my smartphone can handle on its own. Tech goes obsolete hilariously fast, why would I want it embedded semi-permanently in my dash?

Do you know how to use the world “literally”?