Careful how far you stick your nose up the NFL’s butt. You’ll end up in

Pft that wasn’t a TD

I’m sure your view from the nosebleeds was good enough to make this call.

an incredibly weirdly officiated NBA game. Also: KD could have, with a more trigger-happy ref in a lesser profile game, been ejected 7 minutes into the game. Santa Silver put some extra presents for Durant under the tree this year, is what i’m saying.

This is a reasonable position, actually.

“I was at the game.”

He’s becoming the ARod of the NBA. Even those that like him don’t really.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

I always wondered where the “leave Britney alone” guy went.

Okay, I’m “acting like it aint”. Now what are you going to do about it?

Really?

I’ve checked your posts. You should not be allowed on the Internet.

Remember when you were a kid eating a Popsicle when it melted, fell on the sidewalk just before you took a bite and the fit you threw? Imagine being a 6'4" 238 pound child and your W melts and falls on the field right in front of you before you can taste it or share that flavorful treat with your teammates.

After all these years, someone finally stamped their name on his lap top.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl and offer him a ring, would he take it?

I didn’t know what a two-way contract was, but I guarantee they’re more successful than the three-way contract I tried to get my girlfriend to sign.

Happy to oblige.

Don’t know if they’re on Netflix, but of the top of my head: