I always wondered where the “leave Britney alone” guy went.

Okay, I’m “acting like it aint”. Now what are you going to do about it?

Really?

I’ve checked your posts. You should not be allowed on the Internet.

Remember when you were a kid eating a Popsicle when it melted, fell on the sidewalk just before you took a bite and the fit you threw? Imagine being a 6'4" 238 pound child and your W melts and falls on the field right in front of you before you can taste it or share that flavorful treat with your teammates.

After all these years, someone finally stamped their name on his lap top.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl and offer him a ring, would he take it?

I didn’t know what a two-way contract was, but I guarantee they’re more successful than the three-way contract I tried to get my girlfriend to sign.

Happy to oblige.

Don’t know if they’re on Netflix, but of the top of my head:

“Knew” is a strong word, but he could guess that something like this would happen. And LaVar doesn’t need anything stronger than a guess to uproot his children’s lives.

go to jezebel and there’s probably an article floating around that he’s a terrible man and a woman should have gotten the job even though there wasnt one running or something.

i mean, you get what you get from some writers and you can pretty much write them off after a certain amount of time - but jezebel seems to be…

The biggest problem with the writing on the Root is that the day after he was elected, they acted like the world had been saved because of this one election. Then they cried like a bunch of babies when a Southern politician did what Southern politicians do.

The dismissive tone about having a decent Dem rep in Ala-fucking-bama is really off-putting. Particularly that crack about Alabama progressives not caring about issues like healthcare, jobs, and education. Sorry basic human needs aren’t sexy enough to get this writer fired up.

But according to The Root, whose articles are constantly reposted here, Doug Jones is apparently just another example of Toxic Whiteness who betrayed every single black person who voted for him because he had the gall to pragmatically say that he would be willing to be bipartisan on occasion, which is pretty much the…

It’s not as if the guy has nothing to recommend him. He was a federal prosecutor and put away two Klansmen for killing four black girls in a 35-year-old cold case. Dismissing his record because you find him “bland” and implying, based on absolutely nothing, that you think he’ll bring nothing to the position is stupid…

I also read this article

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Not sure how old you are but this should cover it. It’d be like if the Romans waited where Jesus was being resurrected and killed him again right when he came back.

It’s fortunate Wagner heard the Kevin Hart interview instead of the Katt Williams one, since I don’t think him getting his ass beat by a middle schooler would have made this situation any better.