Ranadive: Hey DeMarcus, what do you think about a trade for Buddy Hield?

Kanter/Adams are like bizzarro centers, where Kanter is a human turnstile and Adams has trouble creating his own offense. Luckily, Adams is coming along more quickly as a scorer than Kanter is as a defender (they’re both making progress this season) — Joff was like a Poor Man’s Kanter, and he’s gone now. I want to see…

I’m loving that shoelaces have you this fired up. The velcro/shoelace debate has never even entered my mind and you’ve got a legitimate stance on the matter. Respect.

I’ve long held that shoelaces are an obsolete method of shoe security. Velcro is easily the superior technology, but wide adoption has been slow for obvious aesthetic reasons.

I think this is a great deal for the thunder. I’ve been watching a bunch of their games and losing Enes definitely took some scoring punch away. Even McDermott getting a fresh start could benefit from the open looks Russ will provide.

freedom of speech sometimes comes with consequences, my good bitch.

I like Isaiah, but he ain’t no god damn AI.

Thomas is not even kind of as good as Iverson.

another man arrived to assist Revis.

Still tough to be his teammate if you’re more than just a role player, though.

Not to speak of which, anybody whose basic so-called argument is “he’s the president” when the question comes up of whether or not the person in that job, or someone whom that person has appointed can actively sabotage the government is either

Second amendment fans are pretty sure their position in the ‘checks and balances’ column is well codified.

Then Westbrook yawned and rattled off another triple-dub.

Amazing plays. And what was that final score again?

I have nothing besides Rogan does a amazing Romero.

Interesting use of the often overlooked “I don’t give a fuck because it’s my birthday” defense.

What a bullshit call. The backboard got all ball!

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

but, playing 4-on-5, they actually outscored UAB 20-16 over the final 6:04.