You can never trust a keeper who wears a hat.

Is the moron GK wearing a friggin cap?!?! Card for that alone.

More importantly, why is he wearing a hat?

Nothing, I guess. That's why the 30 for 30 is called "Everybody Loves Christian Laettner, and Always Has"

"I haven't yelled. Do you want me to show you what yelling is?"

This is the kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism I come to Deadspin for.

When is the last time you watched an NBA game?

It took a while, but, I got there eventually. I think 'an' is just 'and' with the 'n' left out and I think 'vanlier' might be a type of strong cheese.

You could argue that his career needed one.

I like imaging that they are scrambling for a folding chair hidden under the court to blindside over an opposing players head.

Undertaker vs this guy at wrestlemsnia would be epic

He throws the Holy Ghost like a girl.

"No one gives a shit"

Concepts and inanimate objects Daniel Murphy disagrees with, ranked:

Meh, Bills fans should be good with this. Three-down, sideline-to-sideline MLBs are a dime a dozen.

Flores went on the Sedano and Stink radio show tonight and mostly tried to downplay the "beef," explaining that it was simply a low-hanging joke that was "all in good fun," and that the two are obviously not going to fight.

No, it's not surprising. James Harden kicked him in the balls, that is worse than anything anyone else did in that game.

I hope he emailed back one of these

What a shock: Nick Young taking some unnecessary shots.

If Westbrook craters because of this injury, it's going to put a dent in OKC's playoff hopes.