I thought it came from the game Altered Beast.

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

this is great

"I'm not in there with Joakim Noah. Joakim Noah is in there with me."

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

I'd agree with a lot of names there, but James Harden? James Harden is a good shooter who draws fouls really well. Calling him electrifying is a disservice to players who actually deserve that title, like Russell Westbrook.

So basically Kobe got hurt and became an even bigger impediment to the Lakers success. Mmhmm, I'm comfortable saying Kobe would like the Lakers to draw the 6th pick.

Throw Mamba from the Train

Remember when we worried Durant was too skinny?

Always Highlight Truthers.

You get right the fuck out of here.

More concerning....."Gerry." Pronounced "Gary"? Pronounced "Jerry"?

Fuck the IOC, IPC, USOC, and the bid committee. Paralympic movement, you're cool.

Luckily that guy has 9 more years to improve his javelin form

The Mayor or City signing a contract that contains a clause prohibiting critical speech is NOT the same as the City actually banning such speech. If the city doesn't pass a law or set internal policies to that effect than nothing has happened. Sure if Joe the Garbageman says "The olympics are corrupt" then the USOC…

Cities should start hosting an anti-olympics. Events include beer drinking, community planning support, and fair reimbursement.

INTERVIEWER: Now, as someone who coached in both New York and New England in the 90s, there's an infamous incident I want to ask you about-

"The NFL of the 1990s was weird as hell."

"Yeah, that's what they tell me."
-Troy Aikman

The icing on that cake looks disgusting; it's like they used caulk.