Not only that, I’m sure Lance would like stay on the team for his whole new contract, and in the limited games he’ll play this year any stats he can accumulate may help him at the bargaining table.

This is take is butt/10.

Chris Hardwick is such a cunt. I dare you to cover your mouth and say “dead live” one more time.

The guy driving like a dick was the white car going 35 in a 65, not the motorcyclist who made a legal pass. Also, I’m not a sociopath so my brain doesn’t say to kill people I deem as being rude.

You’re willing to murder 2 people because you don’t like being passed? That’s very cool man.

Me thinks you don’t know the law, fuck face. You can totes pass on a double yellow when the person is doing below the minimum and it’s safe for both vehicles.

You know what they say, a brown eye for a brown eye, and we all go blind.

Wow, what a sad cunt you are.

While I think this whole thing is dumb as hell, isn’t everyone always complaining the league is soft now and saying how “back in the day, they’d never let the other team pull that shit”?

No.

Holy shit, this fucking take is so, so bad.

None, but punter isn’t even a real position. Maybe you should have taken some supplements you whiny ass.

Thank you for the thoughtful retort. His question answers yours. Just because you’re older, don’t be a cunt. Plenty of commenters have offered very good analysis.

Says the only guy on the field that was never going to get hit.

Do you know that if he would have taken the same supplement, not steroids mind you(although I think you know that and are too deep into the debate to change stances), six months from now everything would have been absolutely fine? 

Favorite burn of the thread.

Methinks you’re too deep.

Hitler was like 42 when he became fuhrer.

Tough, I believe he was the inventor of the dream shake.

Remember when we all thought the Kardashians were thirsty as shit? This fuckin guy.