I hope you find the (anonymously online) attention you so desperately crave. Have a good one.

Oh, shoot, my bad. I didn’t realize it was just a super shitty joke. Sorry, that’s on me.

The fuck are you talking about?

I feel weird because I recognize this coolness, but also think it’s real cockish. So, like, I’m old now I guess.

Unless you are a deity, the pope, or my mother fucking grandma you do not posses the powers to bless folks. Have a good day.

Eh, I’ll let pretty much every movie critic explain how it pales in comparison. One is an all time great, the other would already be completely forgotten if not for the controversy (which the studio couldn’t have been happier about). When someone is using verbiage about gender, MRAs, etc. when discussing a slapstick…

Wow, this is a dog shit opinion.

I mean, baller ass move by Anthony Lynn. He started this season as the running backs coach and finishes as the head coach. Movin’ on up!

They may be O-Juan in bowl games this year.

He got redshirted for a year. If the minority faces little punishment, it’s hard to go down the race road. He also called her gay friend a faggot first, so the name calling thing is a wash to me.

I mean, that’s pretty dickish behavior for any 20 year old. Alone, still dickish, but not that big of a deal. However, when considering he was still going through a trial for destroying a woman’s face, its probably best to not the berate the female parking attendant and throw the ticket in her face. Al la, Jameis…

No shit, right? If only there was someway I wasn’t automatically taken to these articles against the will of my own mouse.

Why was Fury Road so badass?

Those are both such not Lex Luthor things to do.

I see you tell at least one person to kill themselves a day, usually something over what you perceive as a feminist issue. C’mon, daily?

I’m sorry your dad didn’t give you the attention you deserved. If I knew your address I would send you even more black clothing for X-Mas (which you probably don’t celebrate because... women’s oppression or some shit).

I believe I’ve been had.

That’s a rather strange, asinine thing to say. What you meant was “If you are a white American feminist, you should kill yourself.”

Dude, I haven’t seen someone take this many L’s in one thread in a while. This is where you take a step back, realize all of the people are right, your take is bad, then you can just get better from there. You may still have a long Kinja career ahead of you. This doesn’t have to be the end.  

1/4 + 1/4...I suppose that sounds exactly half assed.