Came for sports bra joke, am satisfied.

Huh, that’s super interesting. I would have assumed, based on the returner, things like angling the ball to the sideline, hang time, spin, knowing what side the return team prefers/excels at, etc. would be different.

If Devin Hester didn’t scare you, are you saying there was no returner that worried you? Really?

Holy shit, the irony is burning my eyes! Show me where the article touched you.

Damn, check out Serena with the rock!

Dude, the material keeps rolling in. Also, see Key and Peele sketch.

“Fuck you. You fucking suck, motherfucker.”

I’m not real offended, just confused. So, no go on the side ways curtains?

I also just realized those things are like 600+ feet tall

Foreign markets love this shit. (Read: Asians love this shit.)

This movie will be butt. This movie will be better than this article.

All I can say is that we don’t know many of the details, so it’s obviously silly to make judgements on what happened. Clearly, the guy wasn’t charged so the police at the very least needed more information to do anything. Also, you don’t see any irony in defending the attacker?? This occurrence isn’t really a big deal…

You can’t leave the scene of an accident moron. Are you really trying to argue that nobody could break your window to get in your car? Like, your glass window?

This made me laugh out loud

Did you forget about windows homie? That’s okay, sometimes I forget about glass too.

Umm... yes. Thanks weirdo!

I lived in ABQ for two years (2012-2014) and that was the general consensus around town. Haha I couldn’t agree more. He didn’t do dick pills because he’s huge, he did it because cocaine hates boners.

Nah man, it really doesn’t have a flavor!

He came off pretty bad when talking about how God is waiting or him to get more mature before giving him a boy (while already having 4 girls) and when he basically said he wasn’t worried or gave even a tiny shit about the person he hit with his car while wasted (who was a pregnant woman). Does seem like he’d be fun to…

Also, he chest bumped her multiple times while physically keeping her from her car, yet she has no idea what that badge thing on his chest was or what it said? Maybe don’t take someone’s uncorroborated story at 100% truth, especially when they are so damaged by the ordeal the only way to communicate it is with cute…