Foreign markets love this shit. (Read: Asians love this shit.)

This movie will be butt. This movie will be better than this article.

All I can say is that we don’t know many of the details, so it’s obviously silly to make judgements on what happened. Clearly, the guy wasn’t charged so the police at the very least needed more information to do anything. Also, you don’t see any irony in defending the attacker?? This occurrence isn’t really a big deal…

You can’t leave the scene of an accident moron. Are you really trying to argue that nobody could break your window to get in your car? Like, your glass window?

This made me laugh out loud

Did you forget about windows homie? That’s okay, sometimes I forget about glass too.

Umm... yes. Thanks weirdo!

I lived in ABQ for two years (2012-2014) and that was the general consensus around town. Haha I couldn’t agree more. He didn’t do dick pills because he’s huge, he did it because cocaine hates boners.

Nah man, it really doesn’t have a flavor!

He came off pretty bad when talking about how God is waiting or him to get more mature before giving him a boy (while already having 4 girls) and when he basically said he wasn’t worried or gave even a tiny shit about the person he hit with his car while wasted (who was a pregnant woman). Does seem like he’d be fun to…

Also, he chest bumped her multiple times while physically keeping her from her car, yet she has no idea what that badge thing on his chest was or what it said? Maybe don’t take someone’s uncorroborated story at 100% truth, especially when they are so damaged by the ordeal the only way to communicate it is with cute…

Oops! But also, nah.

If someone is having a serious road rage episode and tries to yank you out of your car, especially if that person is world class from a physical standpoint, you goddamn better rush your judgement.

Man, if you hit my car while I’m just sitting in a parking spot and then come up and start snapping pictures of me, I’m probably going to get upset as well. I’ll reserve judgement on both parties until I see his statement.

I remember when Joanna Caldewell, who is a bit of a fan favorite but maybe not super popular overall, said that due to not winning the FOTN bonus she was essentially flat ass broke and didn’t even have money for basic living expenses.

Interested to see how No Love Garbrandt does too

I mean, he is like a foot shorter than those dudes. It’s hell in the paint!

That motherfucker has like no body fat, at all. I hate him.

He should totally be in Canton. And on his plaque, in bold, should be the story of a disgustingly vile man. That he was also a good football player can be thrown in at the bottom somewhere.

Sometimes you’re pretty good (I guess just by volume you should be), and sometimes I just don’t get it. I suppose I appreciate the effort though.