The problem being, and this brings me to a Chris Rock skit: “Ain’t nobody trying to blow Orrin Hatch! Ain’t nobody trying to give Newt Gingrich some! I don’t give a fuck, you ain’t never going to hear Newt Gingrich go: Man I wish these hoes would back up off me.’’

Wait, who isn’t protesting Roe v. Wade? Republicans CONSTANTLY complain about Roe v. Wade and try to gut it. What the hell is this guy on about?

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

*Watersportsgate

My Senator...leading The Resistance today.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

(BTW, tomorrow is is the 36th anniversary of John being shot dead.)

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

It wasn’t Game of the Year. It was the Games for Impact Award. And based on your comment, it seemed like it had a pretty big impact.

And if you could just become relevant somehow you’d be curating these awards shows and your opinion would matter.