It’s the best scale for describing weather, which is what 99% of the population needs it for most. Cooking is the other semi-big use and I don’t think any scale is much better than another there.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

So I’m guessing it’s safe to say that she’ll wear a dress that Michelle Obama wore?

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

“Instead we got a guy who can’t find his asshole with two hands and a flashlight.”

Can we just have a round of appreciation here for the Jezebel writers, who have been ON THIS SHIT like nobody’s business? I am filled with love right now.

“I will not tell you that...Tiffany’s...are my central concerns in life,” the mayor said.

Lolol we’re all doomed.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

And which party wants to reduce federal wages and cut the federal workforce? Not democrats!

Not this white girl.

Here is your White Trump voter, America.