I feel like Seymour, just waiting for Futurama to come back.......but it’s not coming back is it.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Fun fact about that song that no one but me finds interesting: it’s a rare usage of 7/4 time. 

No. I will continue to portray President Trump as the macabre, panic-inducing cartoon that he is. If I don’t have the freedom to express my point of view as I’d like, then we’ve already lost this great battle for liberty, and Russia might as well move into the West Wing.

North Korea is now threatening to sue the US government for copyright infringement.

I thought “free running” was the stylish activity, and parkour was the simplest way to get frmo point A to point B even if it meant climbing/scaling stuff.

FTFY!

Thanks! Everyone who has functioning brain cells realizes that the Trump administration put that argument forward in the immediate aftermath of the uproar over the travel ban to try to justify what they did. Everyone who has functioning brain cells recognizes that in no way did the Obama administration’s actions…

Haters gonna hate. I drink soylent for lunch maybe 4 times a week for lunch. It’s convenient and I actually enjoy the taste. Stop trying to call everyone who does something you don’t a “bro”.

Did this guy do it? I bet this guy did it.

“Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true. This doesn’t mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful, but don’t go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage.”

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

Yeah ... those kinds of words don’t come out of your mouth “in the heat of the moment” unless you’ve been thinking them all along.

What could go wrong, indeed?

“These are crimes. It’s not something that you do in the line of duty. They are above and beyond the scope of what a police officer should be doing,” Miller said. “If these officers saw Demetrius do what they did to him to someone else, they would immediately put him in jail and he’d be tried and convicted — so,…

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

Eighty-one days ago, a begrimed burlap puppet choked by a red power tie flopped into the Oval Office.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency