Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

Fun fact about that song that no one but me finds interesting: it’s a rare usage of 7/4 time. 

North Korea is now threatening to sue the US government for copyright infringement.

FTFY!

Thanks! Everyone who has functioning brain cells realizes that the Trump administration put that argument forward in the immediate aftermath of the uproar over the travel ban to try to justify what they did. Everyone who has functioning brain cells recognizes that in no way did the Obama administration’s actions…

“Perception is more important than reality. If someone perceives something to be true, it is more important than if it is in fact true. This doesn’t mean you should be duplicitous or deceitful, but don’t go out of your way to correct a false assumption if it plays to your advantage.”

“There is a great deal of not just poetry and prose in the Bible, but from what I’ve read almost every piece of history that’s in the Bible has eventually been proven,” says Rev. Ray Hurt, who preaches in Mercer County.

Yeah ... those kinds of words don’t come out of your mouth “in the heat of the moment” unless you’ve been thinking them all along.

What could go wrong, indeed?

“These are crimes. It’s not something that you do in the line of duty. They are above and beyond the scope of what a police officer should be doing,” Miller said. “If these officers saw Demetrius do what they did to him to someone else, they would immediately put him in jail and he’d be tried and convicted — so,…

Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

Is everyone forgetting that the *Republicans* could have passed this without a single Democrat getting on board, and didn’t? Why is anyone playing into the narrative that the Democrats were the problem.

Eighty-one days ago, a begrimed burlap puppet choked by a red power tie flopped into the Oval Office.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

“But they’re all just flooding in, we don’t know anything about them!”

The treatment of religious minorities in Egypt is appalling. Still, there’s nothing wrong with amplifying the good to counteract the evil of Daesh.

I’m a microbiologist and geneticist, and much of my education and career is around work that has been born from research on HeLa cells. I’d argue that a huge portion of what I and others like me know today is thanks to this invaluable cell line and how it has advanced modern medicine and science.

When questioned about the incident the man said, “If only I had a gun in the other hand, I could have stopped myself.”

So a racist Nazi-loving asshole can’t get along with a Jewish douche with no experience in government? Gasp! I am shocked! SHOCKED!!!!!