Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

Hey Deadspin, you accidentally posted someone’s shitty Reddit comment as an article.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.

(BTW, tomorrow is is the 36th anniversary of John being shot dead.)

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

It wasn’t Game of the Year. It was the Games for Impact Award. And based on your comment, it seemed like it had a pretty big impact.

And if you could just become relevant somehow you’d be curating these awards shows and your opinion would matter.

It’s the best scale for describing weather, which is what 99% of the population needs it for most. Cooking is the other semi-big use and I don’t think any scale is much better than another there.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

So I’m guessing it’s safe to say that she’ll wear a dress that Michelle Obama wore?